Mrs. Squiffy decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."
"But you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Squiffy. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go nuts looking for the jewelry."
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what do you call a donkey with three legs?
Glad you liked the picture Lindsey!
I don't know Amy, what do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
OK, Thursdays are now share a joke Thursdays.
I have no joke to share just this moment, but I will...
i just want to say: no baby jokes nick!
and:
what did the dad buffalo tell his son on his first day of school?
Mrs. Squiffy decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."
"But you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Squiffy. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go nuts looking for the jewelry."
bison
Hey Nick, you'll be happy to hear I'm wearing a pink top today _and_ pink shoes!
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