Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Cattoo

RHCP Lyric of the Day: Rocking to the beat of the funky ass Meters

First I think I should explain what a Cattoo is (I made it up last night). It's a tattoo for a cat! Simple! Because Bradley took off his collar that has his contact information on (and a cute little bell) and he's hid it somewhere that only a cat would think to look because it's pretty much completely disappeared. And I'd challenge him to remove and hide a cattoo.

Also I'd like to give you some good advice (this is for Kirsty especially) "Don't be a sinner, be a winner!".

So I finally saw Kirsty again last night, so now I know what she looks like again. Also Andrew has commented that my blog is getting slightly more ridiculous, primarily because posts are based on stupid conversations we have at the flat. I say so be it!

And just for you Lara I will keep the comments for the week's entries open until Monday when I will close them... hope this helps :-)

Anyway I don't have much else to report.

Oh silly me I completely forgot! I have a new hot water bottle! I went and asked at Countdown and apparently there's some kind of hottie shortage at the moment and they keep ordering but can't get any in. So I went down to the chemist and asked there... and they had some! Quite a selection (well two to choose from). One beautiful German model, transparent, red rubber with hearts on it, and the normal ones. Guess which I chose?

:-) M

6 comments:

Mindy said...

Oh ha ha ha ha very funny!

Besides you don't need too many Dave Navarro lookalikes around, it just gets confusing.

Anonymous said...

There must be some kick-ass poem/song/rhyme we can write involving:

a) Mr Magoo
b) Cattoos
c) Cheesecake
d) Packets of cow
e) Dave Navarro

Anyone?

Mindy said...

Well I think we should personally challenge a specific person to write the rhyme then they'll feel bad for not doing it.

I'm challenging Lara. She can have an exciting prize if she does it. (or if anyone else does it first they can have the prize).

To help start you off Magoo and Cattoo are two words that rhyme.

Anonymous said...

I think you should incoporate carrots into your song

Maybe:
"carrots are cool, carrots are great
carrots are orange
and you can make cake from them"

Mindy said...

Well that is an excellent attempt... but you can't really make cheesecake out of carrots can you?

LaraCroft said...

ooh ooh you are leaving comments open!
And now yes - you went to Countdown. A hottie shortage! I might have mine at home, we don't need them here in auckland!
Just tell Darren to be warmer. What else are boys for.
And a hottie with hearts on it! That is so cool! Do they come in pink?

Ok thanks for the challenge. I might attmempt to win more than once. But attempt one is coming up from my creative brain...
By the way, if you say it correctly, there is a rhythm to it and it does rhyme.

I like Mr Magoo
Mr Magoo, I hear you ask 'Who'?
There's noone quite like Mr Magoo,
Our falcon pet-to-be, that's who.

Mr Magoo is a disciplinarian,
We hope he'll police Bradley, because we're humanitarian
But don't be alarmed, he's a vegetarian,
won't harm cats, won't need the veterinarian

I like Mr Magoo
Just for your info, I like cheesecake too.
I wonder if it's liked by the kangaroo
Bouncing up and down eating at the zoo

Mr Magoo won't ever eat cheese-cake.
It contains gelatine, which causes him heart-ache,
Gelatine comes from cows, so does fillet steak.
He sees cheese-cake as packets of cow that people bake.

I do like Mr Magoo,
Dave Navarro is a big fan too,
A falcon is much better than a cockatoo,
I like Mr Magoo, do you?