Ok it's not a very exciting one... actually I shouldn't put myself down like that.... it's mega mega exciting! Woo hoo!!
Ok so you all see that little picture of me for my profile (and appears with all my comments) the competition is you have to guess/speculate as to why I look so radiant and happy (lets just assume that you agree that I look radiant and happy). Now the answer is NOT dodgy! Anyone who submits a dodgy answer will be disqualified. The prize will be awarded at my discretion to either the person who is closest to the truth, or the person with the most inventive/interesting/funny answer. And you can put forward as many suggestions as you like, but if you put forward a dodgy one all of your attempts will be disqualified. The prize will be a packet of tim tams because they are yummy. Or if you don't like tim tams it will be something else.
Andrew just gave me a good idea. I will also be looking for people who accurately guess where I am. So location or why I'm happy or inventiveness/humour will be the three categories I will be considering. So aim for one or more of these.
Unfortunately Lara is not allowed to enter as she took the photo. Sorry Lara.
:-) M
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My deduction is that you are at Uni, given:
a) There is a car park
b) Lara took it
c) You are wearing red
Therefore you are happy due to having recently received the immortal gift of knowledge.
Or something to do with cheesecake.
Ooo! That's a good idea, consideration will also be taken of the accuracy of what you guesstimate my location is.
You have just seen me walking towards you
With love in your eyes and flowers in your hair.
You might be going to a RHCP concert, Big Day Out etc. That backs up the Lara and carpark elements also.
The red has me puzzled though; I can't actually remember any t-shirt you have that is red.
You were going to the national banana convention, which is why you were happy. Your location is in a street in Auckland where you have just witnessed someone chuck a banana skin out a car window at you which is contributing to your happiness, as you do quite like bananas.
You are in a main street in Christchurch. Lara is giving you a jump start at the same time as taking the picture. This is why you are incredibly happy and satisified and also why you have a slight "cheeky" look on your face.
Kind of like the Mona Lisa "all knowing" look.
If you claim jump start isn't dodgy, then so do I.
Wow good suggestions everyone. Except for the devil's advocate. My car isn't even in the picture!
And Andrew I have 3 red t-shirts and a red long sleeved top, and two red singlet tops so you suck!
Depends what you were trying to achieve McFly ;-) You definitely didn't end up on the moon if that's what you were going for. I know I have moon surveilance
Ah ha! Are you really healthy or do you just think you are?
And if anyone is confused Nick only knows it's a singlet not a shirt because he has seen the bigger version of the picture.
You are so happy because Lara just professed her undying love to you and told you that the baby she is carrying is actually yours.
That is dodgy Bradley! You are disqualified!
Boris you are also disqualified.
Nick, believe me, you weren't alone in thinking you'd be the first to be disqualified. The whole disqualification process was developed with you in mind.
Hey Andrew do you want a ride home?
Also I can't believe no one has suggested that I look so happy because my hair is looking so stunning.
Your hair does look stunning.
Did you actually die it a darker blonde, or is it the light?
Yes, ride be good ta. 5.20?
I think it must just be the light. But who really knows?
Ok see you at 5.20.
Guess what I finished the book! And I just returned it to Earl this very minute.
You returned it?
Cow.
Big moooey cow.
Oh hang on.
Wait no I didn't.
I think I must have been lying just then. Sorry!
Maybe you look so happy because you are such a big liar and you lied recently in some large way.
Be nice or I will return it!
You are so happy because you just had sex with a blanket and you have a dressing gown at home waiting for your lovin as well.
dear people who eat at our flat.
I am cooking tonight.
No I'm cooking! I took my mince out of the freezer this morning and put it in the microwave. There was chicken there already but I chucked that out. I'm making mince flavoured cheesecake.
Haha!
Just kidding. I'm so happy to hear you are cooking. I hope you cook something nice that doesn't suck. You haven't cooked anything sucky yet though so that chances are it'll be great.
Well that depends. Who are you?
I thought your name was Calvin Klein... isn't that what it says on your underwear?
I think marty should run with the mince flavoured cheesecake idea.
I just love the "image hosted by angelfire" picture Marty. Very amusing.
Mindy, do you think there is a chance random "people on the street" are giong to start coming in and commenting on your blog?
If so, that just shows you are special and popular.
Also, you are happy because...
You just found out I was moving to Christchurch and that is all you have ever dreamt of all of your life.
I hope random people comment. However, I don't think the street is the most appropriate place to be commenting on a blog. You might get hit by a car or a crazy pedestrian! So as long as they make sure they are in a nice safe environment before commenting they are very very very welcome.
Also I agree with Bradley that McFly should have mince flavoured cheesecake. It's great diet food. But I don't condone diets at all. Diets are bad!
you are happy because you have just seen how gorgeous you look in the shop mirror.
Oh dear I feel a rant coming on.
I guess I need to qualify by seeing what is meant by "diet". If diet means cutting back on saturated fats... eg only having 2 pizzas a day instead of 6 then that is ok.
Sorry I'm too tired to rant. Just remember that if you lower your calorie intake substantially or skip meals in turn your body will compensate by lowering your metabolism. And it's quite hard to increase your metabolism. The best way though is to ensure you eat small healthy meals regularly (eg 6 times a day) and increase your muscle mass. More muscle = higher metabolism.
Check out:
Fad diets, bad diets
Yes that's right Mindy!
Super!!!
Might I add one thing. A lot of people do not understand calorie intake or that "energy" can actually be bad for you. For example, jelly beans are 99% fat free as are half the other "no fat" products people advertise. But people do not realise that these have such high sugar and calorie contents that if you have too much, it'll just turn to fat!
Healthy eating is quite mathematical really.
First let me go with some definitions:
MPTCM = Marginal Propensity To Consume Multiplier. A 1.0 represents the average persons metabolism. A 0.8 represents a metabolism that, through muscle mass or other natural factors, is able to effectively process more calories without turning into fat than normal.
TCIAD = Total Calories In A Day. Self explanatory, really. The amount of calories you eat.
APECAD = Average Person Exercise Calories Allowed Daily.
ECE = Extra Calorie Exercis. Do extra exercise according to standard exercise charts you can then eat this many extra calories!
Now for my stunning formula.
Total calories a day = (APECAD + ECE) - (TCIAD * MPTCM)!
And if you have a positve balance of 100 of these little things then you will be sure to lose weight!
Naturally this is completely over simplified and I do not condone spending your daily APECAD on five bags of 190g Bluebird Salt + Vinegar chips.
Yours, RS
Mindy, I think you're happy because you're being you. Your natural beauty is enough to brighten the sky on the darkest of days. You radiate effortlessly through the night, while the sun runs for cover. No outside being can reduce your happiness and through this you are a constant inspiration to generations of lonely souls. A photo can not possibly do justice to your infinite qualities.
Mindy, will you marry me?
Johnny "JD" Depp
Yes yes! A thousand times yes!
For the record:
Mindy has jumpstarted me, but that was not before this photo was taken. Thanks Mindy!
I am also not pregnant and it would be extremely unlikely that Mindy is the other mother even if I was. Well, men are dying out though so maybe in 100 years Mindy would be the other mother. If I had to choose another mother, Mindy would be on my shortlist. But I'm not that way inclined at the moment. Will keep you posted if anything changes, eg all men die out.
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