Answers

1. From Amy To Mindy:
Have you seen my Lion King cd?

No Amy unfortunately I haven't seen it for quite some time. I do, however, know where your Queen Greatest Hits CD is. I'm sorry about that.

2. From Nick To Mindy:
How/Why do people get crush's on other people when they are quite happy in a relationship with someone else?

I believe when this happens it happens in a similar sort of way to people lusting after movie stars. There's no way you'd get mad at a partner for thinking Brad Pitt is hot, and if you are truly in love with someone a crush on someone else would probably be at the same sort of level. Hehe or maybe you're the kind of person who desires more than one partner... go see Gloomy Sunday. Maybe it's to do with a sort of three-some fantasy thing. So I do believe it's possible and not unhealthy if kept at a level that is not disrespectful to your partner.

3. From Nick to Everyone:
What would you do if you had 6 months to live?

Mindy: I'd quit work and live off my parents. And I'd wake up at 6 every morning. And I'd get some great tattoos (as they wouldn't stretch due to pregnancy or old age). I'd try and write a novel or poetry. I'd try and do one special thing with each person who was special to me, eg go to Disneyland with Amy, go to Europe for a week or something with Lara, go sailing for a week with Dad... things like that.

Amy: If I had six months to live i think i would go to disneyland
then disneyworld
then euro disney
then tokyo disney
then disney hong kong....(need I go on?)

Adam: I would attempt to mastermind a cunning caper, most likely criminal in nature. I've always wanted to try a great train robbery, but they don't seem to carry valuable stuff any more. So I would probably try my hand at being an art thief or a jewel thief.

4. From Nick to Amy:
Using economic terms explain to us why you think money is the root of all evil.

four simple words:people respond to incentives

and also, i never said that i believe money is the root of all evil. it is a hell of a lot more efficient than bartering goods for several reasons:
divisible
valuable
transportable
hard/costly to replicate
cardinal
good store of value
etc etc

5. From Nick to Kirsty:
I've had 9 X-rays in one year of my neck, whats your record?

Dear Nick,

I only ever had 1 x-ray. ever I've had about 7-8 MRI scans so far in my life, You win.

6. From Nick to Andrew:
If you had to choose a different line of work, what would it be?

Hmmm. Thats a good question Nick. I would have to say that I would probably like to do medical research. Being in computers we invent stuff, and I would like to discover "truth" instead once in a while.Sorry, boring answer. What I meant to say was - um - a porn, um, director, in.... sweden.

7. From Nick to Killer Chicken:
Do you think big bird is a sell out?

dear Nick
Big bird is a slut.
from killer chicken.

8. From Nick to Boris the Ostrich:
Why does ostrich meat taste so damn good?

Ostrich meat tastes so good as it has a sweet, slow acting poisionthat kills within 10 years. A tell-tale sign of its affects is anunusual amount of hairiness in the sufferer.

9. From Nick to Adam:
Please could you describe to us your perfect girl?

Nick, this a difficult question because, as you know, I'm so desperate that I feel that I could settle for pretty much anything at the moment. If I had to give an answer though, and I guess I do, then I would say that my perfect girl would be cheerful, sweet, funny and smart. Also she would be extremely patient because I am very childish, but would also be childish herself. I think she would have to be motivated because then she could motivate me to do things to counteract my natural laziness. Aside from that she would be incredibly good looking - hey you did say perfect. Oh and short, because I'm short too and I wouldn't want to get a sore neck. I think that's about all. Oh, I guess it would be good if she owned a brewery and a corporate box in Jade Stadium. And she would have red hair and green eyes, maybe irish. Actually an accent would be quite nice. Ok, that should do it.

10. From Nick to Laracroft:
When's your next film coming out?

11. From Nick to Bradley:
Who's your favourate flatmate?

dear nick
I love my mummy the most.
Especially her arm with the blanket over it
from Bradley

12. From Nick to McFly:
Shouldn't you be studying?

13. From Mindy to Killer Chicken:
Why are you so mean? Were you molested as a child? Do you just have an evil sense of humour? Or are you just inherently bad?

dear Mindy
I am mean. What do you expect with a name like killer?
from killer chicken

14. From Mindy to Nick:
If you suddenly became a female tomorrow, how would you act differently to other females. Ie is there something that females invariable do, that drives guys mad, that youve experienced from a guy's perspection, so consequently would never ever do - I guess unless you were trying to punish a guy for some reason.

This is an interesting question, as women by nature are inherently evil. They obviously don't mean to be, they do actually TRY to be sweet and innocent and lovely. Actually for the most part all women are sweet, innocent and lovely. But the fact remains that women inevitably twist us guys around your little fingers, get us to break our back for you and toss us away when it suits you. And god bless you women, we just LOVE you for it. Now knowing this, if i were magically turned into a women i would pretty much manipulate all the men around me to do my bidding. I'd offer the hint of sex with me as a bartering tool for what i want. I would get guys worked up to buy me all the alcohol i want, and food and presents. Basically i would be the biggest flirt round. Now you might say that you know women like this, but lets be honest here, eventually all women that are like that eventually find a guy they like and the roles end up reversed. This however would NEVER happen to me, as all guys are bastards and i'm only attracted to women. The question might also occur to you to ask why i don't do this to women. Well the simple fact is hat i REALLY like women, and while i see them for what they are (evil), i still feel the need to spoil them rotten. So mindy i think that answers your question, in essence i wouldn't do anything different, i would just do it better.

15. From Mindy to Kirsty:
What is your favourite kind of discharge?

My favourite type of discharge so far has to be the bubbly green one I found.